Not Me Mondays

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. I however will not be sharing any embarrassing moments with you since I never do anything embarrassing!

Now that we have spent a week with lil man at preschool there is no way that I felt the need to compensate for that in the afternoons with lil bit and proceed to take her out for ice cream, Starbucks and shopping. That would be crazy and I would never indulge a child like that!

Speaking of indulging a child, there is also no way that Tae asked me Friday if she could go to her friend's house and I said no. I always let my kids do what they want especially when I do not have a good reason why they can't. There is also no way that later that evening when she was chatting with her friends who were allowed to go, that I completely forgot that she had asked earlier and rubbed salt in her wound by saying, "why didn't you want to go over to hang out?" I am not that crazy and I did not totally forget her asking and me saying no for no reason. I could never forget something like that! So since I didn't do any of that there would have been no reason for me to try and over compensate the following night and allow her to have two friends over to spend the night and give them hot chocolate way too late considering we had church the next morning. I would never!

Just for the record, there is no way that I am allowing Joe to play Guitar Hero in the middle of a Monday afternoon just because his school work is done and I am too tired to come up with something amazingly educational or productive for him to do. Oh and lil man is not eating his lunch in the family room while watching Joe play Guitar Hero either! And that judge this morning said we had proven ourselves fit parents to adopt ;)

Oh, one more thing ... there is no way I was too lazy to even get off the couch to take those two photos since I always get enough sleep and would never let a little thing like a readoption and a 9:00 am court date keep me up until 2:00 am and get me up at 6:00 am to get everyone out the door on time!