Not Me Mondays

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week. I however will not be sharing any embarrassing moments with you since I never do anything embarrassing!

I did not pull lil bit's brown leg warmers out of the dirty clothes hamper to wear one day this last week even though she had just worn them the day before. I did not do this since there were three clean pair in the drawer beside me and furthermore I did not try to rationalize with myself that there was no reason she couldn't wear them again that day since no one had seen her the day before. This wouldn't do this since we were not going anywhere that day and no one was coming over, so it did not even matter that she wore the brown leg warmers vs the purple ones that matched okay but not quite as perfect.

There is absolutely no way that when lil bit had an accident in her pants this week and when I told her she is not supposed to poop in her pants, she's supposed to poop in the toilet, that she said to me, "I have to mom, it's written in my story." There is no way that she said this because this would mean that she had seen Super Why WAY too many times and there is no way that I understood what she was referring to because I would never watch those kid shows myself!

There is also no way that when walking out the door to go on a date with my husband that I whimpered as he walked towards his classic Camero vs my SUV. It had nothing to do with me not wanting to crawl down on the floor to sit in a car and that I would not be as comfortable as I would be in my car. I am still FAR too cool to care about comfort over coolness! (By the way, he won :)